Wednesday, January 15, 2003
I have had QUITE the interesting morning so far.
It started as most Wednesdays start...boring, unfulfilling, and pessimistic.
BUT THEN!
I sit down at my desk and check my variety of email accounts. Today, I received an email from a friend of mine from highschool. Her name is "D". You see, about a month ago, I wrote an entry about D in this journal and I used her first and last name. I don't know why I do that, but I do. (I gotta remember in the future to be much more careful of this type of behavior)(I mean, what if I wrote about someone I DIDN'T want to meet up with again) In the entry about D, I had written about a very strange dream I had in which she was driving me around in her car. She crashed the car in the dream, over and over. If I recall correctly, she made me late for work at the Gap. (ha!) So...D writes me today and says that she "googled" her name and my site popped up. Um!
She also told me something that shook me pretty deep. She said that I had that dream about her on her birthday! WHAAAA?!?!
If there was any question about my psychic abilities before...
I just got to learn how to hone these talents so that I can manipulate the world into doing what I say and giving me what I want.
heh heh heh (maniacal laughter)
SO, D! I have lost touch with just about everyone from highschool and to be honest, that is absolutely fine with me. I am a much different person now than I used to be and I don't have the energy or the desire to go back and get to know these people from my past. I like my inner circle now and see no reason to change it. However, there are those few individuals that I have always wondered about and would love to get to know again. D is one of them.
I also found out that D goes to Columbia for Graduate School. Ironically enough, I work at Columbia! If she had never googled her name and written me an email, I would have still thought she lived somewhere exotic, like the Bay of Pigs, or something.
Cept that she was always very thin, so I don't know if she would fit in with the other pigs. And also, wasn't the Bay of Pigs a war or something? Probably a war over gluttony.
WOW! I am thrilled. Things like this don't happen to me very often. I am known for running into people I don't want to see. How refreshing to run into someone I DO want to see. It's been a good start to the day. I am muchly happy. And promise never to use the word "muchly" again.
In other news...I am supposed to go to this super lame work "retreat" on Monday. Both Rita and Ari get the day off from work and I will be sitting bored out of my mind at this damn retreat. Usually the retreat is at my boss's house in the Bronx, but this year they moved to my office! And I don't have to be here until 10am! I'm sorry. But is today my birthday?
Also! (man, I am just FULL of good things happening to me today) I was checking out my site meter and noticed a random blog that was linked to me. Don't you just love when that happens? She is "Bitchen!" and my theory is...if you link to me, I will link to you. That seems like a nice thing to do. Plus...my sitemeter has reported that "Joe Cut the Shit" is booming! Please keep on reading folks. It makes me feel good deep inside. Way down deep in my vas deferens. Vans deferens?
I don't know...let's just say it makes me feel good in my nuts.
So far so good. The only thing that could top all of this would be if Stephen Spielberg called my office and asked me to play the next T-rex in the new Jurassic Park movie. Yay! and also GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
Had a great time with Paul last night. Ate 2 HUGE sloppy joes and then continued to swallow anything that sat still. His roommate, Jen, was consumed almost immediately, due to her lack of creative conversation and social skills. Figured I would just eat her and be done with it.
Am trying so hard not to get up and get a bagel. Must eat fruit or salad or yogurt. All of which I hate. Well, I do love salad, but it has to be covered in blue cheese and toffee. Cept substitute bacon bits for toffee. You know how it goes...
Guess I should start doing some work. I have so much to do and I have been sitting here FREAKING out for the last hour and a half.
It does feel good to be freaking out over something good for once, instead of my usual overly dramatic ranting and raving as to why Paul is such a jerk and my life is slowly, but surely, spiraling down the toilet.
Gotta keep this momentum going...
It started as most Wednesdays start...boring, unfulfilling, and pessimistic.
BUT THEN!
I sit down at my desk and check my variety of email accounts. Today, I received an email from a friend of mine from highschool. Her name is "D". You see, about a month ago, I wrote an entry about D in this journal and I used her first and last name. I don't know why I do that, but I do. (I gotta remember in the future to be much more careful of this type of behavior)(I mean, what if I wrote about someone I DIDN'T want to meet up with again) In the entry about D, I had written about a very strange dream I had in which she was driving me around in her car. She crashed the car in the dream, over and over. If I recall correctly, she made me late for work at the Gap. (ha!) So...D writes me today and says that she "googled" her name and my site popped up. Um!
She also told me something that shook me pretty deep. She said that I had that dream about her on her birthday! WHAAAA?!?!
If there was any question about my psychic abilities before...
I just got to learn how to hone these talents so that I can manipulate the world into doing what I say and giving me what I want.
heh heh heh (maniacal laughter)
SO, D! I have lost touch with just about everyone from highschool and to be honest, that is absolutely fine with me. I am a much different person now than I used to be and I don't have the energy or the desire to go back and get to know these people from my past. I like my inner circle now and see no reason to change it. However, there are those few individuals that I have always wondered about and would love to get to know again. D is one of them.
I also found out that D goes to Columbia for Graduate School. Ironically enough, I work at Columbia! If she had never googled her name and written me an email, I would have still thought she lived somewhere exotic, like the Bay of Pigs, or something.
Cept that she was always very thin, so I don't know if she would fit in with the other pigs. And also, wasn't the Bay of Pigs a war or something? Probably a war over gluttony.
WOW! I am thrilled. Things like this don't happen to me very often. I am known for running into people I don't want to see. How refreshing to run into someone I DO want to see. It's been a good start to the day. I am muchly happy. And promise never to use the word "muchly" again.
In other news...I am supposed to go to this super lame work "retreat" on Monday. Both Rita and Ari get the day off from work and I will be sitting bored out of my mind at this damn retreat. Usually the retreat is at my boss's house in the Bronx, but this year they moved to my office! And I don't have to be here until 10am! I'm sorry. But is today my birthday?
Also! (man, I am just FULL of good things happening to me today) I was checking out my site meter and noticed a random blog that was linked to me. Don't you just love when that happens? She is "Bitchen!" and my theory is...if you link to me, I will link to you. That seems like a nice thing to do. Plus...my sitemeter has reported that "Joe Cut the Shit" is booming! Please keep on reading folks. It makes me feel good deep inside. Way down deep in my vas deferens. Vans deferens?
I don't know...let's just say it makes me feel good in my nuts.
So far so good. The only thing that could top all of this would be if Stephen Spielberg called my office and asked me to play the next T-rex in the new Jurassic Park movie. Yay! and also GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
Had a great time with Paul last night. Ate 2 HUGE sloppy joes and then continued to swallow anything that sat still. His roommate, Jen, was consumed almost immediately, due to her lack of creative conversation and social skills. Figured I would just eat her and be done with it.
Am trying so hard not to get up and get a bagel. Must eat fruit or salad or yogurt. All of which I hate. Well, I do love salad, but it has to be covered in blue cheese and toffee. Cept substitute bacon bits for toffee. You know how it goes...
Guess I should start doing some work. I have so much to do and I have been sitting here FREAKING out for the last hour and a half.
It does feel good to be freaking out over something good for once, instead of my usual overly dramatic ranting and raving as to why Paul is such a jerk and my life is slowly, but surely, spiraling down the toilet.
Gotta keep this momentum going...
